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  • Posey: first time I heard the song Rude by Magic I texted Dylan "We need to start a reggae babe"
  • Dylan: And I didn't realize he meant reggae band, so I texted him back "Alright babe."

radioactiveredhead:

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on

sherlockismyholmesboy:

well one of us is going to have to go home and change

Get To Know Me Meme: [2/10] celebrity crushes » Jensen Ackles

"I’m a mad Gummi fan. I always have Gummis in my trailer. But you can’t eat too many because then you get Gummi tummy, and that’s no good. I can’t believe I’m saying this."

baneofdurin:

I don’t know which is sadder to me

Fili and Kili dying in each others arms

Or on opposite sides of the battlefield, thinking ‘at least my brother’s still alive’

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

  • Posey: Speaking of Braeden, does losing his powers mean he can’t get a wolf boner anymore?
  • Hoechlin: This is why I love interviews with Posey. But we’ll have to see.
  • Posey: I don’t think we’ll have to see. I think will always be able to get it up no matter how many powers he loses.
  • Hoechlin: That’s the true confidence that Scott has in Derek.
  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
  • Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
  • Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.
  • The British: I drove for six hours, now I'm in the sea.

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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neilnevins:

theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

well they should anyway

Just the two of us against the rest of the world.